Klosterman's "Eating the Dinosaur"

What else would you expect to be on this cover?



I think I'd like my triceratops prepared like a pig in old cartoons, you know: on a platter with an apple in its mouth. I guess maybe it would have to be a watermelon or pumpkin in this case. An apple would look pretty goofy (because it's so small and a triceratops is so big, you know).

For you plastic dino lovers, I found a couple of alternate concepts for this cover here...