How Did I Miss This?

A little while ago, I featured a bit of saucy Jurassic Park erotic fan fiction. Every once in a while, I'll get a notion to pick around for that kind of stuff. This is further evidence that I'm rather shallow, easily distracted, frivolous of mind, and - in the words of my father - "sort of a twerp."

Thanks to Roger Ebert, a film critic of some repute, I've now discovered the motherlode of Jurassic Park erotic fanfic. Clearly a joke, but a good one. From animated GIFs to embedded MIDI music, it's meant to embody the worst of Web 1.0. It also takes NSFW to a new level. In fact, for your sanity, I don't even recommend reading as little as I have. I'm providing information, not endorsing.

In other news, there may be another Jurassic Park trilogy coming down the pike. I hope it's good. I hope it's this good:



This was my favorite bit of dialogue:

ALAN: I never should have brought her, Tim.
TIM: It's not your fault, Alan.
ALAN: I know.
TIM: What are we gonna do now? What's that in the bushes?
ALAN: It's a Stegosaurus.
TIM: Let's kill it.
ALAN: No, Tim. They're peaceful. Let's go check 'em out. Don't worry about it eating you Tim, it's a veggie-saurus.
TIM: Okay.