Thursday, September 12, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: Jurassic Park 5 poster leaked

With the recent reveal that the fourth Jurassic Park movie will be titled Jurassic World, the hype machine is ramping up in hot anticipation of the 2015 blockbuster. But we at LITC have been leaked another huge bit of news about the Jurassic Park franchise: this is a new trilogy. Directors have been lined up, scripts are d-o-n-e done, and work on the marketing has even begun. Here's the exclusive leaked poster for the follow up to Jurassic World: Jurassic Holler.

Jurassic Holler

Hoo boy! Looks like we're in for some good ol' fashioned homespun finger-lickin' chicken-fried dinosaur-on-hillbilly action! The confidential Hollywood informant who contacted me has not yet revealed the title of the final film in the new trilogy, but I'm hoping for Jurassic Avenue, if only for the possibility of a dinosaur dance montage to this hot jam, with slightly altered lyrics.
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15 comments:

  1. ferwenSeptember 12, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    hilarious

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  2. NateeSeptember 12, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    Bahaha...

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  3. Asher ElbeinSeptember 12, 2013 at 9:42 AM

    I would totally watch Jurassic Holler, though.

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  4. NeilSeptember 12, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    I heard Elmore Leonard was working on the screenplay when he died.

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    1. davorSeptember 14, 2013 at 3:50 PM

      That would seriously be the best.

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    2. Asher ElbeinSeptember 16, 2013 at 9:50 PM

      Now I'm doubly disappointed that this doesn't exist.

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  5. raptor_044September 12, 2013 at 11:07 AM

    "The confidential Hollywood informant who contacted me has not yet revealed the title of the final film in the new trilogy, but I'm hoping for Jurassic Avenue, if only for the possibility of a dinosaur dance montage to this hot jam, with slightly altered lyrics."

    Honestly, I thought you were making an Avenue Q reference ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ALzUGZsOQ ).

    -Hadiaz

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  6. UnknownSeptember 12, 2013 at 12:02 PM

    (To the tune of "Appalachian Spring"..."PA...looka the size a them turkeys! Huntin' season is OPEN!!"

    coming soon to a theater near you..."Jurrasic EXTINCTION 2"
    (this time, it's personal)

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    1. NateeSeptember 12, 2013 at 2:57 PM

      Heavens, no, let us not tarnish Apalachian Spring if at all possible. ;)

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  7. Luis MiguezSeptember 14, 2013 at 5:33 AM

    And what about... Jurassic War Z ?

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    1. davorSeptember 14, 2013 at 3:51 PM

      This could be a whole subset of SyFy programming.

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  8. UnknownSeptember 14, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    Is this a real poster or a joke?

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  9. SharonSeptember 16, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    "A Michael Bay Film"...LOL!

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