Thursday, September 12, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: Jurassic Park 5 poster leaked

With the recent reveal that the fourth Jurassic Park movie will be titled Jurassic World, the hype machine is ramping up in hot anticipation of the 2015 blockbuster. But we at LITC have been leaked another huge bit of news about the Jurassic Park franchise: this is a new trilogy. Directors have been lined up, scripts are d-o-n-e done, and work on the marketing has even begun. Here's the exclusive leaked poster for the follow up to Jurassic World: Jurassic Holler.

Jurassic Holler

Hoo boy! Looks like we're in for some good ol' fashioned homespun finger-lickin' chicken-fried dinosaur-on-hillbilly action! The confidential Hollywood informant who contacted me has not yet revealed the title of the final film in the new trilogy, but I'm hoping for Jurassic Avenue, if only for the possibility of a dinosaur dance montage to this hot jam, with slightly altered lyrics.

17 comments:

  1. I would totally watch Jurassic Holler, though.

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    1. Me too! Appalachiosaurus vs. Hogzilla!

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  2. I heard Elmore Leonard was working on the screenplay when he died.

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    1. That would seriously be the best.

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    2. Now I'm doubly disappointed that this doesn't exist.

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  3. "The confidential Hollywood informant who contacted me has not yet revealed the title of the final film in the new trilogy, but I'm hoping for Jurassic Avenue, if only for the possibility of a dinosaur dance montage to this hot jam, with slightly altered lyrics."

    Honestly, I thought you were making an Avenue Q reference ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ALzUGZsOQ ).

    -Hadiaz

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  4. (To the tune of "Appalachian Spring"..."PA...looka the size a them turkeys! Huntin' season is OPEN!!"

    coming soon to a theater near you..."Jurrasic EXTINCTION 2"
    (this time, it's personal)

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    1. Heavens, no, let us not tarnish Apalachian Spring if at all possible. ;)

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  5. And what about... Jurassic War Z ?

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    1. This could be a whole subset of SyFy programming.

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